One-stoplight

A town so small it has only one stoplight

Cooperstown is so small it is a one-stoplight town.

by Willis the seawolf June 1, 2019

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Mia the lit one

A awesome friend who is a Savage like log pollen she will beat your ass don't mess with her she will get. Ligma tattooed on her wrist

Ayy Mia the lit one

by AJ is a dumb hoe aka MrsMendes June 17, 2019

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Mark One's Territory

When a man ejaculates on an item that is not his own in order for a part of him (DNA) to remain on the item even though he has left the area.

Person 1: Why would anyone need to mark one's territory?

Person 2: To remind future generations of one's legacy of superior DNA

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

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Added with delicate prose to the end of a statement, implying there are two choices (the two choices are readily available in the sentence- so more of a way to drive home the awesomeness or disgust of its subject)

Picture Uncle Billy & Grandpa speaking:

“Billy Bob, where’s ya’lls mama??”
“At the Walmart in Stinesville or Bloomington, one.”

by Gigajules May 1, 2019

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One-hit-wonder

steps to becoming a One-hit-wonder

1. get to the top of the charts with a catchy tune and meaningless lyrics
2. throw a big diva tantrum
3. lose your label
4. fade to obscurity
5. make your song elevator music
6. years later have a reunion concert
7. never sing again
8. no one remembers you

hey remember lindana? she was a one-hit-wonder

by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019

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