sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.

“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”

by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023

monkey hustling

What junkies do in Mount Vernon NY.They put a few pennies in a cup,come up to you,rattle the cup and say "Help a brother out". They get enough change from
several people and go buy a bag a dope.

One narc said to he other narc"Yeah the monkey hustling are out on forth avenue is fierce today"

by Joedecop September 20, 2014

Monkey

Sam panter; aged 20, lives in Colchester

Mmmmm monkey

by AlfieTheCodman September 9, 2020

Circus Monkey

Circus Monkey -- a large penis. A dick-head.

Spank him like a Circus Monkey. Slap him in the balls.

by Jazzbones10 March 18, 2017

Monkey on the back

A addiction, difficult task, or problem that cant be easily shaken or discarded.

Monkey on the back

Boss put a monkey on my back. Have decide who get laid off.

Tha low life pu th monkee back on EJ. He back on the Her'on agin

An't my Monkey aint my circus - cant help you.

by RedCarl January 21, 2022

Gorilla Monkey Shit

Used By Ichijou Ririka
Use it like an Oji-san would!

“Whoa Kanade that is some Gorilla Monkey Shit!”

by Hoeh? April 10, 2024

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009