Jack blast

Another phrase for ejaculation or cum shot. Very useful for celebrity jack black.

Man after watching "Latina takes rock hard maraca in the ass" I jack blasted so hard!

by Kevin boi May 23, 2016

jack sparrow`s boot

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.

"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".

by Clothears January 11, 2014

Jack Knife

When you’re fucking a girl and your dick slips out and you try to go in and it hits against the pussy

I was fucking this bitch last night and I jack knifed her

by WeDalt dlril June 12, 2024

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

Jack the ripper

Aaron Kozminski, although many call cases unsolved, it was solved by police.

Who was Jack the Ripper?
Aaron Kozminski.

by Expired human is v/ bad for u August 12, 2022

Jack Lindberg

I little simp who’s a virgin and makes girls run the opposite way

I was going to go watch a movie but jack Lindberg was there so I ran away

by Jackywacky12 September 23, 2020

Flashy jack

A fat nipple dweep who likes getting cheated on

Guy 1: hi I'm flashy jack
Guy 2: can I fuck your mrs

Guy1: of course buddy

Guy 2: oh shit, I already hit that
Guy 3: Same
Guy 4: same
Guy 5: same

by Flashyjack18 February 2, 2024