Penis Derby

When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!

I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!

by Jared Softturds December 24, 2022

latino penis

Someone who thinks they are huge at Brandon but don't have anything

Oh I have a Latino penis
Nah man

by Ur moms ducky dick April 22, 2017

penis

a penis is a thing males like to compare to other guys

i have a bigger pepe (penis) then you

by hotttie123 December 22, 2020

Penis

A long stick (or short) stick that dangles between apes legs that taste funny if sucked wrong

Penis is also know as:
cum wand
Baby laser

Milk maker
Life destroyer

Tube
Floppy worm
Donkey toe
Or dude magnet

by Cumguzler2000 January 8, 2023

penis

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cunt penis

by sexosex August 18, 2021

Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

ejected penis

your penis goes from small to big

Morty: what is that long dick?
Josh: it is a ejected penis.

by hacker694200 July 18, 2024