Morning Glory

A phenomenon mostly seen on the male species, it happens when a male specimen wakes up with of the hardening of their phallus, so hard to the point of it poking a hole through fabric of reality. In reality it probably because you drank too much water before sleeping.

Bruh my morning Glory woke me up, right on time before i took a massive wizz.

by WifeCuckolder24/7 February 17, 2021

Zoom gloom

The feeling of sluggishness, drowsiness, or laziness after spending hours indoors on Zoom. Similar to what one may feel on a rainy day or after sleeping in too late.

I have so many upcoming assignments but don't feel like looking at a screen one minute more after being on Zoom for the past 8 hours; this Zoom gloom is hitting me today

by Meechie_Meech January 15, 2021

Zooom gloom

The feeling of sluggishness, drowsiness, or laziness after spending hours indoors on Zoom. Similar to what one may feel on a rainy day or after sleeping in too late.

I have so many upcoming assignments but don't feel like looking at a screen one minute more after being on Zoom for the past 8 hours; this Zooom gloom is hitting me today

by Meechie_Meech January 15, 2021

The Gloyd Fart

Me and the boys when (see GIF below)

The boys when The Gloyd Fart

by When_ January 19, 2021

scouse gloves

To pull your sleeves down over your hands

Ere me hands are freezing Dave ...well pull your scouse gloves down

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

cow globes juice

the best drink for ur body, it makes u feel juicy and big, like a champion

MILK cow globes juice

by mrstilettox February 5, 2021

Eskimo glove

A foul fishy smelling garment that will fit 5 fingers

When Nathan the Eskimo glove removed his mitten it smelled like it'd been inside Katie's limpet

by Maugli the great March 14, 2021