I love you more.

Said when your significant other is obviously in the wrong, because you do love them more.

Examples as to why this is true:
- They love you even though you're kinda crazy.
- They treat you like you like no other has done before.
- Their smile makes your day better.
- They make you feel safe and secure.
- They give you forehead kisses
- They call you pretty/handsome, etc.
- They always have your back.
- They put up with your crystal obsession.

(They also take the crystals you give to them.)

This is factual evidence, now take a seat. 😐✋🏼

😘

"I love you!"
"I love you more."
"NO"

by neonxfades April 26, 2021

I feel like a god

Feeling like the god of life and death, deciding if someone lives or dies. or just if you wanna kill someone

"i feel like a god"
"lets do it"

by Orphanmicrowaver April 30, 2021

Muggen sopp i skogen

"Muggen sopp i skogen" are moldy mushrooms in the wild.
The Henrik hates the "muggen sopp i skogen", and whenever he sees one while he's on the tur in the skogen, he goes into a temper tantrum and gets a heart attack afterwards, nobody knows why.

Person: Hey Henrik, i think i see a muggen sopp over there, in the skogen.
Henrik: LASJHKØGYAJHKSLØDFYUGASBHJKFGHAVJSDKPDH NEIIIIIII JEG SKAL BANKE DEG ASKODJIUHASJID, FUCK MUGGEN SOPP I SKOGEN!!

by Calern May 6, 2021

Is what I would've said

When you do something contradictory to whatever the fuck you just said.

I'm gonna die now
*epic not die*
Is what I would've said

by mrrainbow56 May 6, 2021

I fucking hate sheep

Its when your sheep escape and round about your field mean while you attempt to herd them.

I fucking hate sheep, I fucking hate them. I can't wait to eat them, I cannot wait untill I can eat them
-Jeremy Clarkson

by Sexygrandma'skisses69420 June 22, 2022

I fuck wit u

I love u a lot

“ Hey bro u know i fuck wit u”

by Centralsee June 23, 2022

i aint yo bro

something yo dad saying when you call him “Bro”, “Slime”, “Right Hand Man” etc.

Wussup bro
i aint yo bro

by ClownJuice April 27, 2022