caleb unimpressed face

when something is not funny enough or not up to calebs high standard of humour

sam and brady: tommy look at this funny wank graph
the robo: BOSS NIGHT

caleb: *caleb unimpressed face*

by Robobobodaman May 12, 2021

Oakland face mask

Rubbing spooge onto your face and wearing it like a spa treatment

Christy really likes Oakland face masks…says they make her skin so supple!

by dirtydogdave March 2, 2023

Poker Face Queen

Poker Face Queen, also known as Poker, is a user on Internet who used to roleplay a lot on Discord but who suddenly disappeared one day. She used to play chaotic characters, but always with the objectif of making others laugh. She somehow made others love her characters not for their qualities but for their flaws, something that surprised her all the time. To those who might read this and who used to know her on Discord.. I'm sorry I disappeared like that. My studies became too time consuming and I was going through a lot of emotional stress and had a near burnout. I just cut off every social apps on my phone and now I'm scared of opening them again... Love you all guys.

Other users describing her (and Poker Face Queen describing herself too) :

Poker is a true meme lord.

Poker is the chaos lord.

by PokerFaceQueen June 5, 2023

resting glitch face

Noun.

a frozen facial expression of a negative demeanor during a video call caused by low internet connectivity, or general disinterest in the subject being discussed. (rgf)

Tim: Did you.....................
Tommy: ???
Tim: ....after we all left?
Tommy: Hahaha, you had a real resting glitch face! I thought you were angry for a second. My connection must be bad, I missed the middle of the question man.

Kitty: So what are your thoughts?
Kimmy: ........
Kitty: I think you froze! You got a real resting glitch face going on...
Kimmy: I just don't care about any of that. Tell them to do better.

by Woogster Rawr Rawr March 26, 2021

hillbilly face lift

When you manipulate the bent broken pieces of your smashed up ride back to there original form.

"Hey Jimbob i thought you got into an accident?" " I did but i gave my truck a Hillbilly Face lift. Now you can't even tell."

by Hick Doc January 7, 2017

do the about face

This is a common military command that is given to a soldier or platoon commanding them to do a 180 degree turn.

When walking down the hallway Adam must do the about face as he sees the girl from the party he kissed and no longer wishes to talk too.

by Jcrave23 December 7, 2010

Sunshine Face Disorder

The opposite of Resting Bitch Face.

Sufferers are often asked for directions or if they work at an establishment.

"You always look so happy."

"I'm not. I just suffer from Sunshine Face Disorder.."

by KandiGram October 9, 2016