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Penis ban

When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others
Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile

Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately
by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022
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The small fleshy organism that is roughly 2.5" in width and 2.25" in length that burrows in soil when frightened. You can often find a penis in the arid climates of your mom's pussy.
Good Heavens!!! is that the rare penis I spy over yonder?!

Wow it is! look at the penis burrowing away into your mom's cooch!
by shmoodaism June 6, 2022
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YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.

You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into KSI's mouth
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let these giant hot stuff break our family apart
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love and going to space to impreg every planet that ever existed.
by 10,11 buff cat June 6, 2022
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by Isacjjk June 6, 2022
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The one body part you can't stop lying about
"My penis is 12 inches long!"
"Yeah right lol"
by Fightnperish June 7, 2022
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Penis is a penis, you like penis? you touched your best guy friend on the shoulder?? YOUR GAY and you like penis's
noah: hey dude can you rub my shoulder

jake: sure

narrator: gasp your gay now because you are rubbing his shoulders means you like penis
by Batisgay June 10, 2022
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Wow if i blow on that meat candle itll probably go out really fast.
penis
by your favorite faggot June 11, 2022
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