Squid bags

When one penetrates the penis far enough in the vagina , feces come out and stick to the scrotum.
Aye bro when I was railing your mom, she gave me squid bags
by Bigdaddypunz March 10, 2021
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Blonking bags

“Im Blonking Bags with Debbie tonight man”
by Skiiuu August 02, 2018
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empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 08, 2018
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A greasy tone bag.

To rub grease into an elderly man's ballsack.
James just nipped to see his grandad and gave him a greasy tone bag.
by TJR93 May 08, 2024
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Stoner bag

A stoner bag is a bag full of munchies, weed, bowls, lighters, and anything else a stoner needs.
"Hey man, is that a stoner bag you got?"
"Yeah dude! I got lots of munchies and weed in it"
by Violet Jones November 02, 2016
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Turkey Bag

68% of women surveyed indicated They preferred turkey bags over hairy scrotums.
by Turk787 January 28, 2025
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Turkey bag

On thanksgiving chicken heads are getting turkey bagged.
by Sugui July 13, 2022
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