Jack King

That guy is such a Jack King, he tries to be white knight and yet gets cucked everyday by his imaginary asian girlfriend.
by Hokassss June 29, 2019
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Jumpy Jacks

Not to be confused with Jumping Jacks, a drinking game in which the player has to take five shots of Jack Daniels and do ten Jumping Jacks in between shots.

Can be played with multiple people as a race
P1: It's my 21st birthday, ass-nose!
P2: Let's go to Skippy's for a good night!
P1: Hell yeah!
(Two hours later)
P2: I'm fucking wrecked after those Jumpy Jacks!
P1: Yeah, my lungs hurt from the Jumpy and my stomach hurts from the Jack.
by GNACK June 25, 2014
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Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.
Who up Jacking Lumber?
by bigboybobo June 25, 2024
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Pursuit Jack

The art of masturbation whilst being pursued by law enforcement or in some cases, pursuing a criminal.
Bro, I didn’t even get to finish my pursuit jack before the popo pitted me.
by 69degrees October 09, 2022
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jack is sus

jack is sus man
by susmansus June 23, 2022
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Sloma Jack Clucks

A man who lives in Utah and will ruff you up if you try to find him
"Oh my god its Sloma Jack Clucks! (dead)"
by Sloma Jack Clucks June 23, 2023
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Jack Joseph Wilson

Generally a twat has issues with girls and his excuse is “they’re doggers” chats more shit than Jay Cartwright contributes nothing to this world as he’s a lazy cunt who’s shit at Games
Girl1:Do you know Jack Joseph Wilson?
Girl2: Yeah the one who said he knocked out a cow with one punch?
Girl1: Yeah he chats bare shit
by JoeWilson9 December 27, 2017
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