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Penis levitation

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.
"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.
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Emoji Penis

When your friend sends an emoji, a normal message, then another emoji so it looks like a penis.
"🙂
Good morning
😚"
"You just made an Emoji Penis"
by Jewish Banana December 9, 2021
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peni

look at all of those uncircumcised peni.
by Dumbtriangle April 27, 2021
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Penis

Me have penis
by Pepinochino69 November 16, 2020
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Kamikaze Penis

When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text
Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'

Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'
by nlittle1011 March 18, 2014
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penis school

Eliza and Lucy went to the penis school Saturday!
by Nancy Pudding November 16, 2023
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Penis

by Perceptional May 18, 2022
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