The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.
Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"
Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"
Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020
Get the Pandemic Standard Timemug. When the kid is asleep, or gone (with grandma and grandma/ sitter) and mommy has time to enjoy the quiet. An O and a couple glasses are always a plus if it happens. Needless to say avoiding "mom, mom, mom,mom, mommy...."
by Whoskidisthis? June 17, 2023
Get the Mommy Timemug. When you and the gang be tech fleeced out and get sweat dripping zesty with eachother in the back of the club.
by S.W.A.G Incorporated September 7, 2022
Get the Slimey timemug. by Bosmane123 March 10, 2021
Get the DEMON TIMEmug. A relationship term I most likely didn't come up with but I want to elaborate. The Time Card is what a member of a relationship pulls. (male or female)
by Rollo05 November 19, 2020
Get the Time Card.mug. Taking a break from all things study or work related to have a nice time by hanging out with an awesome belgian guy in Delft
by DaRealTuknev May 7, 2019
Get the Free timemug. Tim: I’m going to go plus ultra, AND KILL YOU!!
Michael: *goes times ultra and punches Tim once*
Tim: *fucking dies*
Michael: *goes times ultra and punches Tim once*
Tim: *fucking dies*
by Absnejkele February 14, 2020
Get the Times ultramug.