The Dark Ones

A peaceful, human descended telepathical creature with jet black skin, tall and slim physique, that exist in the metro universe.

The dark ones are coming they destroyed the outer guardpost.

by StarDUST384 May 28, 2019

Two pleasure with one pleasure

When a bottom goes on all four sucking the dick of the top while the top finger's the button's sphincter

Julian wanted to do the two pleasure with one pleasure cause he wanted to explore other areas

by Satanic_witchboy May 29, 2019

touch ons

When you kiss and touch someone like a girlfriend..to fool around with someone because you like each other

Reyes: Hey, Mario are you going out with Alejandra this weekend?
Mario: yes I am.
Reyes: nice! You are going to get some touch ons!!

by Kozeone June 1, 2019

One-stoplight

A town so small it has only one stoplight

Cooperstown is so small it is a one-stoplight town.

by Willis the seawolf June 1, 2019

Mia the lit one

A awesome friend who is a Savage like log pollen she will beat your ass don't mess with her she will get. Ligma tattooed on her wrist

Ayy Mia the lit one

by AJ is a dumb hoe aka MrsMendes June 17, 2019

Mark One's Territory

When a man ejaculates on an item that is not his own in order for a part of him (DNA) to remain on the item even though he has left the area.

Person 1: Why would anyone need to mark one's territory?

Person 2: To remind future generations of one's legacy of superior DNA

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

One

Added with delicate prose to the end of a statement, implying there are two choices (the two choices are readily available in the sentence- so more of a way to drive home the awesomeness or disgust of its subject)

Picture Uncle Billy & Grandpa speaking:

“Billy Bob, where’s ya’lls mama??”
“At the Walmart in Stinesville or Bloomington, one.”

by Gigajules May 1, 2019