do you want a cookie

When someone tells you something that you don't care two fucks about.

Dawson: It's 9:15
Sarah: Okay, do you want a cookie?

by daring101 July 25, 2016

Put you in your place

To put someone in his place is to say or do something that lets another person know he is not as special, powerful or important as he thinks he is.

When a teacher tells the supposed class clown “i will put you in your place”.

by Mr..Right October 14, 2018

You are a green bean

This means someone is a bitch, no one likes you that much, and it just means that u are ugly, and u have downsindrom like Jeffy ._.

“You are a green bean” “no one likes you”

“You downsindrom egg”

by Kailyn._.reeeee March 21, 2019

congratulations you played yourself

This is a quote from DJ Khalid that means that you had set yourself up for something bad.

So you kicked your bed and it broke congratulations you played yourself.

by Gerrison November 27, 2016

You can have her

When a very hot chick is passed off by the dude next to you with bad taste.

Person 1: "WOW, that Victoria secrets model is fine"

Person 2: "Eh, you can have her"

by ShaanNEG February 14, 2012

Fancy Seeing You Here

A phrase commonly used when one person meets another person at the place they are in fact most likely to find them.

Hugo: Hey Jo, fancy seeing you here!

Jo: Well ,hey it is my house.

by melgisbon April 15, 2009

life sucks and then you die

Life sucks , then you die.But first life rapes you up the ass and slits your throat and leaves you to die.Then a gang comes along and beats the fuck out of you and takes your wallet.Then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.Then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.And then , if your lucky , you die.

Life's a bitch and she's back in heat...yup.. life sucks and then you die ...

by broken down March 6, 2007