monkey

a black person

go away you black monkey

by TheGuy6969 February 28, 2022

Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.

Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...

by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012

monkey privilege

When your girlfriend gets the privilege to climb you like a monkey

I gave my girlfriend the monkey privilege

by Theejaculator October 5, 2020

Monkey Logic

The reasoning used by someone who is completely high and severely horny.

The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.

by fearedbymost March 12, 2016

twack monkey

Is a person that is constantly under the influence of methamphetamine. Widely incoherent, doesn't care about their appearance, and makes illogical choices.

Wow, Bobbie is a twack monkey. Look at her running around all twacked out.

by Frogstar1981 June 16, 2016

monkey in my cheezle

There is a monkey in your pants or, there is a monkey in your friend who is a cheezle's pants.

Dude theres a monkey in your cheezle!!

Dude theres a monkey in my cheezle!!

by rockerwordboom October 29, 2007

Playing monkey

When a person is saying random bits of information or throwing out quotes about a situation that they heard from another person. A person normally does this when they are involved in something stressful/scary that they feel they can't talk about. Drinking alcohol and terrified laughter are also common when "playing monkey."

"In August, 2023 a lot of people were "playing monkey"?" -Vancouver, WA

by Elliejj28 July 25, 2025