angry asshole face

The opposite of, "resting bitch face" but for men who look mean, angry or frown a lot.

Wife: Honey you shouldn't frown so much.
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!

by GrimCode May 2, 2018

jerk face butt

When your homies butt looks like a face and they're being a jerk

Mario is such a jerk face butt with his loudness.

by tehheppehp September 12, 2017

Italian face mask

When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.

Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.

by Stormagadon October 4, 2017

resting butch face

When a woman looks like a dyke in resting face mode. Once smiled she looks purty.

Dang, nigga, she got resting butch face, when she smile doe she a 4.

by Bananahammockoverlord April 1, 2017

To Lunch that guy in the face

To slap someone in the face with a lunch tray. Typically reserved for someone who is a total douche, when a traditional punch just won't do.

I bet even Gandhi would love To Lunch that guy in the face

by RedMcSwordHands May 13, 2017

Cunt face cunt

Basically the same as "Stunt Cunt", but differs in the person acts as your friend and then bad mouths you to everyone and pulls any stunt to make you look bad and her "the victim"

I had all of the eggs ready for tomorrow, and Beth used them today, just to make me look bad!
She's such a "CUNT FACE CUNT"

by Money bags 97 July 5, 2017

Swedish Face Mask

When a man sits on a woman’s face and she eats his ass while jerking him off and his balls rest in her eye sockets

You’re looking a little wrinkled... let me give you a Swedish face mask and help you!

by Yomomma13 November 26, 2017