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Monkey

BLACK ASS NIGGERS WHO DESERVE NOTHING BUT TO BE RAPED BY THE WHITE MAN AKA THE SUPERIOR RACE IF I SEE A NIGGER IM RAPING THEM
Person 1:”You fucking monkey.”
Person 2:”Sorry Massah”
Person 1 rapes person 2
by Vhflj October 22, 2023
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Monkey Doer

A term descrbing one who follows the crowd. Take on the phrase "Monkey See Monkey Do"
Chuck: Hey Bart, the latest hot trend is eating fried rabbit turds! You want to join everybody else and go get some?

Bart: Chuck, you are such a damn monkey doer.
by knockanutt September 6, 2014
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Monkey

Known across the wide vast plain we call 2012 YouTube, these little bastards will throw shit at you’re gram gram til someone finally decides to film it.
You: Yo Jim did you see that video of that monkey eating his own shit?

Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?
by ThatOneGuy07 March 21, 2020
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ginger monkey

A giant astonishing creature named as the ginger monkey, once inhabiting the earth we walk.
"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.
by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022
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immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
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Monkey Pile

by Big1275 January 3, 2024
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excel monkey

an office worker, especially a typical, corporate, demoralized, mundane spreadsheet worker. an urban rat racer.

from: "Microsoft Excel" + "monkey"
She showed that cosplay can make money ... That is the message Enako had cemented into Japan. And to think she would've been another excel monkey if it wasn't for her fans dragging her back.

How Japan's No.1 Cosplayer Dominated Everyone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXz_s7p-NVQ&t=665
by excelmonkey December 7, 2025
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