Jack Helsby

AN ABSOLUTE UNIT, THE MANS A SICK CUNt(and owns axolotl)

Jack helsby is hot

by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022

roller jacking

A lumber jack riding along on roller blades chopping down trees with an axe

Dude, we went roller jacking last night and got paid mad stacks for the lumber.

by Roller jacking Mike December 01, 2013

Double Back Jimmy Jack

This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.

We did the double back jimmy jack last night and my legs are killing me, I need to do more yoga.

by Vern the Man March 19, 2021

Jack Miaff

Jack me off

Hi, is Jack Miaff there?

by mgsur June 14, 2011

Jack Pardella

The gimp of zyneous

Yeah he’s like the “Jack Pardella” of our friend group

by Jenna Tollseus August 04, 2024

Jack Slapped

(v.) The act of slapping someone across the head with your peins.

Bob: Yo I totally Jack Slapped Snayha last night!
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step stool.
MING-MING; Nice.

by pseudonym Jones hihihihihihihi June 19, 2011

Jack Avery

a really hot guy who has noodles on his head. He is really short but still taller than you, so RELATIONSHIP GOALS.

relationship status: in a relationship with Zach Herron
#jachary

”DUDE I WANT JACK AVERY TO FUCK ME UPSIDE DOWN”

”GIRL SAME”

by Jacks sideho July 06, 2018