Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out

Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!

by Pubeypie August 24, 2021

Bitch Bitch Whore Cunt Cow

General purpose utility expression for moderate to severe frustration with the douchebaggery of an individual, a uncooperative object and/or the entire fuckening of a situation

Dude Bro 1: Dude, that Dude Eric wants to cash another check.

Dude Bro 2: BITCH BITCH WHORE CUNT COW!! No Muffukka', NO!

by ThugGuzzler February 27, 2024

window cunt

GPS as in your GPS yells directions at you through a window (your phone)

Yo, where did the window cunt say to turn?

by Dylan12 August 02, 2017

Cunt Boggler

One who during a gangbang hogs the vagina to himself/herself respectively granted a strap on is thrown in the mix.

Was just watching a porn video, this dick was being a total Cunt Boggler.

by Jacob Marley's Revenge October 30, 2011

corps storage cunt slam

When you're in high school, dating the head of inventory for JROTC and get absolutely railed in the supply closet on top of the uniforms for the entire school.

Jesus Christ, check getting the corps storage cunt slam off my bucket list

by RodJammerMS February 06, 2024

cunt sock

Slang for a condom.

Andy put his cunt sock on and made Angie's pussy bleed.

by russiaalmighty November 13, 2010

cunt missle

when a woman squirts aggressively and shoots it into her partner’s eye

“I accidentally cunt-missled my boyfriend last night.”

“Dude she cunt-missled me so hard.”

“I’m going to let Jenny cunt missle me.”

by bigdaddygen May 24, 2022