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Mark One's Territory

When a man ejaculates on an item that is not his own in order for a part of him (DNA) to remain on the item even though he has left the area.
Person 1: Why would anyone need to mark one's territory?

Person 2: To remind future generations of one's legacy of superior DNA
by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019
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One

Added with delicate prose to the end of a statement, implying there are two choices (the two choices are readily available in the sentence- so more of a way to drive home the awesomeness or disgust of its subject)

Picture Uncle Billy & Grandpa speaking:
Billy Bob, where’s ya’lls mama??”
“At the Walmart in Stinesville or Bloomington, one.”
by Gigajules May 1, 2019
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One-hit-wonder

steps to becoming a One-hit-wonder

1. get to the top of the charts with a catchy tune and meaningless lyrics
2. throw a big diva tantrum
3. lose your label
4. fade to obscurity
5. make your song elevator music
6. years later have a reunion concert
7. never sing again
8. no one remembers you
hey remember lindana? she was a one-hit-wonder
by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019
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Merchant One

A company that takes care of processing payments and making a transaction.
I used merchant one the other day to buy a Gi-normous burrito.
by Stacy1221 May 17, 2019
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One fish

How much are those sneakers? One fish? Cmon man how about just a hundred
by Freshcuts December 5, 2019
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One-eyed cunt

When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you
by Rommel December 17, 2019
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One Fry Guy

When someone only eat one fry at the time
Buys fry at shop: Eats one fry
YOu are one fry guy
by DictionaryFryGuy December 18, 2019
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