Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.

Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!

by BattyMassive September 16, 2019

Penis

Male private part

I have a penis

by anonymous March 3, 2021

Crème De La Penis

Prestige Version of cum

swallow my crème de la penis.

by @Sxb04- Instagram November 9, 2020

Devins Penis

A giant third leg with creamy cream

“I love sitting on Devins Penis.”

by User13949485 May 28, 2022

Penis night

The evening when the bois get together to discuss many topics including bodily functions.

Sam are you coming to penis night?
I can’t believe Sam isn’t coming to penis night

by Peevening June 3, 2019

Penis Wrinkle

An unusually large pivot on the shaft of a male's junk.

When I sucked-off Kody last night, I noticed he had a penis wrinkle.

by EF6 Tornado January 21, 2015

penis

dick

my penis smol

by bosumannen145 March 30, 2022