skutchelo monkey

Similar to an Eeran. Except an Eeran has larger eyes. And they are set further back in its head.

Oh my gosh! Is that an Eeran!? No. It's a Skutchelo monkey. Which is sometimes confused for an Eeran, but with squinty eyes that bulge out forward.

by killervoltz April 5, 2018

monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick

“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”

by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019

Mullet Monkey

White male with mullet, that overuses the n-word.

Mullet Monkey— don’t touch my truck you dumb n***er.

by TRAPT Nsty April 16, 2021

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

by Azshara October 7, 2020

Monkey Tuesday

It means that you found your lover for forever

Yes she really is a monkey Tuesday

by TheMonkeyman1320 July 14, 2022

Maaws Monkey

A person in the game Arma 3 who sits outside the enemy base (usually in a bush) with an M3 Maaws waiting to blow up anything to leave.

Everyone watch out. There's a Maaws Monkey outside our base.

by yourdonefor October 3, 2022

Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023