
He is most definitely attractive, and most likely plays baseball to soccer. He may be annoying sometimes, but he will cheat on one in a relationship
by JP351 August 19, 2021

my boyfriend
me: i love my boyfriend so much :) his name is jack :)
my friends: shut the fuck up, no one cares, we get that you're happy but theres a time and place to talk about him, we do not care right now, please stop talking
my friends: shut the fuck up, no one cares, we get that you're happy but theres a time and place to talk about him, we do not care right now, please stop talking
by i_love_all_size_dick December 20, 2021

Is the greatest human being. He gets all the girls. He is very handsome and is great at sports. His eyes, hair, and looks are like a combination of Jesus and Channing Tatum. He is very tall and strong and is smart. He is also very funny. Everyone likes jack comeau and if you don't you deserve a bullet to ur brain.
by yrncudz August 10, 2017

a man with the biggest saltiest juiced tastiest sexiest thickest cheesiest ding dong in the world
triple cheese burger
triple cheese burger
by kimykong tttt November 16, 2022

Douchebag. Self centered, opportunistic, and untrustworthy. His kindness, charm, and friendships with others are his toolset to maneuver toward his own selfish desires.
by Natty Carlos June 8, 2019

When someone has previously called shotgun, and then gets out of the car at all, without calling seat-back. The person who wishes to obtain the position of shotgun shouts "shotgun hi-jack" and takes the shotgun position.
Joe's homey get's out of the car... like a fool he doesn't call seat back... Joe being the genius he is calls shotgun hi-jack and takes the shotgun position. Joe's homey returns to the car... and realizes he is a fool and sits in a non-shotgun position.
by jhirbour November 13, 2011
