excel monkey

an office worker, especially a typical, corporate, demoralized, mundane spreadsheet worker. an urban rat racer.

from: "Microsoft Excel" + "monkey"

She showed that cosplay can make money ... That is the message Enako had cemented into Japan. And to think she would've been another excel monkey if it wasn't for her fans dragging her back.

How Japan's No.1 Cosplayer Dominated Everyone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXz_s7p-NVQ&t=665

by excelmonkey December 7, 2025

Monkey Shit

Mara Salvatrucha diss

No Monkey Shit zone, homie!

by Lil Lowk October 9, 2023

Swall Monkey

A Belfast term for someone who drinks a lot

"Here lad look at the hack of yer man he is so steaming!"
"Aye he's a f**king Swall Monkey!"

by Kronusvirus February 24, 2020

Smoke Monkey

Another word for a black person if you cant say the n-word when addressing them

Look at those Smoke Monkeys saggin there pants and drinking 40s

by DopeDonald69 February 22, 2024

Autistic Goon Monkey

When Some Retarded fag is being a douchebag and cant argue for shit so you call him an autistic goon monkey

One:"I Like Genshin Inpact" Two: "Shut the fuck up your an Autistic Goon Monkey"

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda April 10, 2025

Diamond Monkey

Someone who is higher than just gay. Someone who cannot go 5 minutes without having sexual intercourse with other men.

guy 1: dude hes such a diamond monkey
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.

by anonymous June 6, 2025

monkey hair tickler

someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly

Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*

Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..

the rest of the group: oop

Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra

the rest of the group: OOOO

Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it

Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you

*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*

btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup

by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024