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No Nut November

It actually doesn't apply to people born between 2000-2010 so you are allowed to nut
"Hey guys, did you hear we dont have to do No Nut November? We were born in 2005!"
by Couchdriver November 1, 2021
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Nut Tuck Swig

When you take a shot of alcohol then get kicked in the go-nads (nuts). A.K.A. A Texas Hold ‘Em
My brother hit me with the nut tuck swig when I went for my chaser
by anonymous March 8, 2024
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monkey nut

like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would

alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo
"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"

alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"
by teachannnn January 20, 2023
mugGet the monkey nutmug.

Numb nut

A person who has no feeling in their testicles
by Manny Mack June 2, 2016
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deez nuts

the unfunniest joke
Guy 1: do u know the company DN?
Guy 2: no what is it about?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!! lLOSLAOAOA a,q,q,11111,1,1,1,1,1.1.1’zoepaspal

Guy 2: please stop. this isn’t funny anymore. i know that ur dad is dead and ur having a hard time. im always here for u.
Guy 1: i got him good!
i got him good…. *depression!!!!!!*
by funny chungus August 25, 2021
mugGet the deez nutsmug.

New Jersey Nut Shot

When you fuck a girl with your balls and stick your dick in her belly button
Bro I had whiskey dick so I just hit her with the New Jersey Nut Shot
by MFa3 August 13, 2025
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Girly bag of puss nuts

Someone who is acting like a whinny little B****
Jack was being a girly bag of puss nuts today.
by Chopalotofyou67 May 11, 2021
mugGet the Girly bag of puss nutsmug.

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