Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.
by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020
Get the Dumber than a bag of dog dicksmug. 
Get the Sharp as a wet bag of micemug. by Bostwick wi February 9, 2015
Get the bag tootmug. by forkyistrash August 16, 2022
Get the barbie baggingmug. 
A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)
Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020
Get the octopus fucking a bag pipemug. Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or the Harry potter collections available.
by Bagod September 26, 2022
Get the Bag of dicksmug.