don't sweat the bag

Chill out.. no worries....

She's never going to know.... don't sweat the bag...

by LadyTnT October 27, 2017

Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

sand bag

when a driver drives so slow you miss your turn

that old man sand bagged my turn

by TJ Styles September 09, 2012

double brown bag

what I need to do to Vicki Dhime every time we engage in vigerous sexual activity.

i double brown bagged vicki last night....but cut a hole in the mouth

by suck my vagenis February 25, 2005

bag of whatdafuck

feeling of complete shock or suprise after being told something

You just got hit upside the head with a "bag of whatdafuck".

by Stephen Yusko October 09, 2006

blueche bag

A person who insists upon having a conversation via bluetooth headset in public. Extra applicable to people who make eye contact with you while having a bluetooth conversation making you think they are talking to you.

Oh that new IT guy is such a blueche bag, every time I go into the men's room he's there making a phone call.

by goblyn79 October 07, 2015

Niggie bag

A biggie bag but black

omg gurlllllllllllllllllll i just got the niggie bag

by Ihangthekkk May 04, 2022