Someone who wakes up and chooses to be a f***ing dog. Competing with themselves day in and out, no rest. Just a sick motherfucker working full time.
by differentbreeddefinition December 27, 2020

by Slovenize November 1, 2023

Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

The time when you 'put someone in your pocket' or in other words - find then extremely cute and want to protect them at all cost.
by ItsjLAV May 29, 2023

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

When one of the homies is on a different plane of existence, crawling around on the floor of the bar like a gremlin hunting for dollar bills and cocaine. Don’t feed this person after midnight or they will fuck your shit up.
“Hey Adam did you see where Shanelle went?”
“Ya bro she’s on gremlin time. I saw her bear crawling under the bar stools nipping at people’s toes for dollar bills and nose candy”
“Ya bro she’s on gremlin time. I saw her bear crawling under the bar stools nipping at people’s toes for dollar bills and nose candy”
by Garbanzo November 21, 2022

by gray_falcon July 1, 2023
