Monkey Monkey Monkey

some stupid ass thing gorilla tag kids say when they get tagged ig. jmancurly said it and then the stinky 5 year olds started screaming it.

You: "Haha get tagged!"
Kid: "Monkey monkey monkey!"
You: "Kys."

by thereareantsinmyskin May 22, 2022

Albino sea monkeys

sperm, cum, semen, etc

no i refuse to accept your albino sea monkeys

by sugma1232 December 29, 2022

Fuck monkey

When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass

Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.

If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.

by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024

Monkey

Kofi (Kofi's) - Noun used to descrive an action or the presence of a Kofi

The monkey had a red iphone xr... cringe

by Kofi's masa February 16, 2023

Porch Monkey

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.

Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.

by Fischhead September 14, 2021

Math Monkey

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.

"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"

by John Yang May 23, 2018

Porch monkey

Romeo

Romeo is a porch monkey

by Yessir29 May 12, 2022