Very weird into milfs and little boys. Lives in Akron Iowa in the rich rich part of town. Thinks he’s hot. His middle names Ryan. He’s also a simp.
jack is a simp
by Jack Terpstra March 24, 2020
Get the Jackmug. The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).
Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.
by mali69 August 21, 2024
Get the The Turbo Jackmug. Fucked up beyond the definition of words, while trying to convey in a professional and concise manner that it cannot be repaired and/or remedied in a short span of time, because of an outside circumstance or obligation.
I have royally jacked my shoulder working the past week with a rotatory cuff injury, because I needed to pay my rent and couldn't afford time off work. I'm going to need to take 1 - 3 weeks off work for it to heal correctly.
by Royal Jack January 7, 2023
Get the Royally Jackedmug. by Urban Bro December 27, 2019
Get the Jackmug. 
by Big Black Man Tyreek November 29, 2023
Get the Jack Fishermug. by Animeuser1234 February 11, 2020
Get the Being a Jackmug.