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Me: Dawg this wifi is chicken monkey balls
Sentence 2
My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*

My friend: no shit its chicken monkey balls
Me and my friend: For real..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

Grease Monkey

A playful term for wet coochie, “grease monkey” is often used flirtatiously and with confidence, sometimes with a little attitude, and can also refer to something personal or off-limits—like a prized possession—used in phrases like “This my grease monkey” or “He can’t get none of this grease monkey,” especially when you know you’ve got the juice and they can’t handle it.

“This grease monkey got him acting like he in love.”
“Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025

Porch monkey

Romeo

Romeo is a porch monkey

by Yessir29 May 12, 2022

skutchelo monkey

Similar to an Eeran. Except an Eeran has larger eyes. And they are set further back in its head.

Oh my gosh! Is that an Eeran!? No. It's a Skutchelo monkey. Which is sometimes confused for an Eeran, but with squinty eyes that bulge out forward.

by killervoltz April 5, 2018

Throat monkey

When your partner is laying on the bed, on their back, giving you head, and you go to deep. So they start beating on your legs to back up.

My chick was layin doin over the edge, and I went to deep in her. She starts beatin my legs like a throat monkey.

by spungladash December 17, 2023

Math Monkey

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.

"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"

by John Yang May 23, 2018

Monkey

Something warm, wet, snuggly, and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.

She has a nice monkey, warm, soft, delicious, and it didn't smell.

How was the monkey last night bro?

by tommytheramtrain March 18, 2021