Jas your min

Verb: To Jazz up one's minute.

Only people with the name Jasmin can say this.
Thus the term. JAS your MIN.

Ex. "I'm gonna jas your min."

-They have sexual intercourse.-

by Naked_in_2.59 June 26, 2008

your mom virgin

Your mom virgin. Second best roast ever. Best roast: your mom gay lol.

You should only use it in really serious situations. Remember: “With great power comes great responsibility.“ Example:
Kid 1: fuk u.
Crowd: ohhhhhh roasted
Kid 2 : ehhmm your mom Virgin

Kid 1: *runs away crying*
Crowd: *looking intense at kid 2*

by TurtleDudePower February 11, 2018

sniff your ballsack

Sniffing the testicles of a man to check if it's freshly washed.

"When you get home I'm totally going to sniff your ballsack"

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

Your Royal Sexyness

A name given to a "fat back"

Any "fat back" can be called "your royal sexyness"

by SugaPlum;) February 20, 2011

keep your shoes on

A lack of commitment to any relationship preferably bad ones.Also having no kids or no additional responsibilities besides your own whatsoever.A temporary state of being.

Yo! You going out on a date.Alight kool have fun,but keep your shoes on.

by Mr,Shoes December 8, 2017

Your pappy floppy

One step below your granny granny

Jim:Your mom gay

Joe:your dad lesbian

Jim:your pappy floppy

by Thievingrex March 12, 2018

Dick on your Mum

It is a phrase in similar form to Go Fuck Yourself or Suck Your Nan. It can also be used in a more literal sense if your Mum is an actual SCHLAAAAGGG!!!!

"Hey shopkeeper, have you got twenty Bensons"

"No"

"Oh Dick on your Mum"

"What did you say?"

"Fucking double Dick on your Mum"

"You shouldn't say that!!"

"African Elephant Dick on your Mum!!!!

by YaNansPumsDead March 31, 2013