n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.
A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis
Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"
Ruper: "ok babe"
Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"
Ruper: "ok babe"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 1, 2022
Get the Pyjama Penismug. When one man decides to yell penis but they yell penis during the act of a large male orgy. (the men are large not the orgy) But when the man yells penis the first man to grab his cock and throw his phone at his balls wins penis spaceship.
I promise this widespread
I promise this widespread
Derick yells, "penis" (during the large male orgy)
Tod immediately grabs his friend's cock and promptly throws a cellular device at his genitals. Penis Spaceship
Tod immediately grabs his friend's cock and promptly throws a cellular device at his genitals. Penis Spaceship
by Handout Man October 5, 2020
Get the penis spaceshipmug. .9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025
Get the .9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.mug. When your penis is just too hard to handle and is fucking bigger than the Eiffel Tower. It's like the twin towers combined only bigger. And you know I have a really big dick so I should stick my cockshlock in your coochieblanket.
by Wetpussydestroyer June 27, 2014
Get the penis abominationmug. A very skinny penis often bad to stick in your vagina. It also makes you able to stick your penis into various objects.
by Idiotass March 5, 2017
Get the Skinny penismug. A body part that guys have that are usually very small. Only sometimes are they very, very large and girthy.
by Ratman57 November 17, 2021
Get the Penismug. A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle
by Extra gum November 12, 2023
Get the Ultra massive penis syndromemug.