Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.
by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020
Get the Dumber than a bag of dog dicksmug. President Obama gave the Honorable Citizen's Award to a jag-bag named Henry Wadsworth. Congratulations, Henry!
by Victor Robertsons February 20, 2011
Get the jag-bagmug. to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward
consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.
My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021
Get the eating ass in the bagmug. 
After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sheila really went downhill. She gained weight and started sleeping around. She's a real fart bag now.
by LouieC5 May 5, 2022
Get the fart bagmug. An 1850's term to reference 'sausages'. The 'mystery' was due to the fact that nobody but the maker of the sausages would know what was in them, and the 'bags' were the guts which contained the chopped meat.
by C L G January 31, 2021
Get the Bags O’ Mysterymug. Her mom thinks I’m a nice boy cause I wear a cross… she don’t know I’m gonna be Jesus bagging her daughter with that cross later.
by Julbean13 August 5, 2023
Get the Jesus Baggingmug.