Wonder Woman Shower

A shower you take super fast where you run into the bathroom, then you start spinning round and round in the middle of the bathroom floor, shedding your clothes in all directions as fast as you can. Then you jump into the shower where you start spinning round and round under the water getting clean as fast as possible. Then you jump out of the shower and dry off as fast as possible in the middle of the bathroom floor, and at the same time you are spinning round and round trying to get your feet dried on the floor mat by repeatedly wiping your feet onto the mat as you are spinning. Then you run into the bedroom and grab the new clean outfit you have picked out, and spin round and round getting it all onto your body as fast as possible.

The name is a direct allusion to a gimmick from the old 1970s "Wonder Woman" TV show starring Lynda Carter where the character of Diana Prince (the alias of Wonder Woman) would find a private place to spin around like a top, and then her regular clothes would get magically replaced by her Wonder Woman costume.

The term was coined in the early 2020s by a YouTube diet guru named Doctor Annette Bosworth, MD (aka Dr. Boz). She says she is very busy running four businesses, so she is often forced to take what she calls a "Wonder Woman shower" most days of the week, and then she explained what such a shower entails.
USE IN A SENTENCE: I had only 20 minutes to get to work, so I ran home and took a Wonder Woman shower, spinning around all over the place tearing my clothes off, spinning under the water, and then running around my room getting dressed in a whirlwind.
by Innocent Byproduct November 03, 2023
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Wonder Deck

The people of wonderdeck have the power to make any business successful with their wonders. They are intelligent and passionate about their work. They are more like a good friend to you who will help you to achieve success. Their Wonder Websites and Banners will add magical success to your startup
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wonder whip

Is a sandwhich composed of wonder bread and miracle whip only because your broke ass cant afford no damn lunch meat. Also a dance move created by modern hip hop trend following asains
"What are you eating it looks like a white collar version of ketchup on crackers" "its a wonder whip".
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Wonder Fonder

A magical place called Wonder Fonder Candy Land
"OMG WONDER FONDER CANDY LAND IS FULL OF CANDY!"
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T.O.P. Wonders

Them Old Paisa Wonders;

A Mismatched Group Of Pasadena Bound Failure, Extremely Bunti And Should Just Stay Home Jacking Off
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Them Niggas Busted A T.O.P. Wonders By Trying To Throw A Wack Ass Party

Hahaha Wack Ass DJ, He Sound Like That T.O.P. Wonders Type Of Shit
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Single Wipe Wonder

When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.
Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!
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1 can wonder

Person who gets easily drunk off 1 can of beer
Look at John he’s so drunk he’s only had 1 beer flipping 1 can wonder!
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