Ukelear Winter

n. Bleak post-apocalyptic future facing Northern Europe if madmen continue to pursue war.

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Feel that evil in the air? It is the approach of ukelear winter.

by gnostic3 February 28, 2022

Winter

Winter is a sweet girl who caught your eye at school. She is extremely pretty and the smartest in the grade. She is super badass and will let no one annoy her. She cares about her friends and boyfriend a lot and will protect them at all costs. She is as sweet as a cupcake but will kill you in a heartbeat. She takes karate and theater and knows how to kick butt.

Is that Winter? It has to be I cant look away!

by THECOOLMILKMAN March 2, 2022

Winter

The coldest time of year when ripped jeans and sweaters look like a good idea but when your knees go numb on your way to school you will be full of regrets. When it finally snows your still not free because you have to shovel snow and scrape ice off the car. Your always cold in winter

Like
Always
It’s miserable

And
Awful

Crap Christmas break is over now there are two more miserable months of winter

by Peace_l0ve March 3, 2022

Winter

The worst season ever. It's always cold, snowy, icy and unpleasant and you want to count down the days until Spring because your can't wait for the hot weather to come back.

This season is fine at first but once Christmas is over the snow becomes annoying and then the ice and rain comes and then it becomes terrible. Roads are bad and everyone is tired and in a bad mood since Christmas ended.

Person 1:Ugh, it's December 21. I hate Winter.

Person 2:Same. I'm hiding until Spring. Cya later.

by Awesome Bloxy March 6, 2022

real nigga winter

Real Nigga winter is for real niggas, not basic ones. It starts on December 1st and ends on January 6th.

Miles: Aye, you gon celebrate real nigga winter dis year ?

Caleb: I don't know, my nigga. Probably.

by 07082 August 27, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Winter Spring

The most wonderful boy you can ever meet. he is caring, loving, smart and handsome. He is the best friend a boy can have and the most amazing boyfriend a girl can have.The one that will be there for you all the time. The one who's laugh can make your day, the one who's smile just makes you a little happier. His eyes are as beautiful as a the ocean. He is great at sports and will try his best to make you happy.

Damn everytime i call him "Winter Spring Rolls" i always get hungry

by Winter Spring June 18, 2021