Butch Weasel

A very aggravating and/or stupid, idiotic, and moronic person.

Ted: Man! That jerk cut me off!
Rob: He's such a Butch weasel.

by The Jen Jen September 29, 2008

Chach Weasel

1. Mustela Chachicus - an extremely inept and douchey member of the genus Mustela. Widely considered to be the most incompetent and unpleasant member species of weasel.

2. commonly used to refer to arrogant and boastful people who feign competence but are truly shitbags.

I'm calling that chach weasel's bluff, theres no way he fought that bear himself

by wterving April 10, 2011

British Weasel

A redhead young boy who has lots of freckles and a pure British accent.

Ron Weasley is technically a British weasel since he sort of has a British accent.

by mistersoul August 3, 2012

Homo weasel

A device (similar to those that apply spices) that allows one to apply homosexuality to a human being, or increase the general fabulousness of a given area or situation.

John: Hey Joe, Bob is acting a little straight today.
Joe: Hit him with the homo weasel.
John: Bam!
Bob: Fabulous!!!

by tsukisan April 28, 2013

snow weasel

Snow Weaselling is when a girl gets licked out on a bed

Finn got caught Snow Weaselling Lucy

by FoxPiss August 1, 2014

Fuck Weasel

dick; penis. the infamous appendage. mammalian version of trouser snake.
a weasel-like protuberance used for-- what it says.

Why don't I like Dan? Because he's a fuck weasel -- and if you can't see that, so are you.

by Sadsaque November 28, 2015

Fuck Weasel

Someone who weasels into your life and fucks you over big time.

Jordin will forever be known as a fuck weasel to the rest of his "friends"

by Screaming Banshee Original April 6, 2016