Wicked Weener

A man that is excellent at jacking off.

Not only was his hand going mock 5, he also blew his dick off! That man is such a wicked weener!

by kassideeIsbetter October 15, 2022

little weiner

people with little weiners are below average in looks and inches. Typically names starting with the letter L because they are a major L.

Little Weiners are used always single, poor landen.

by BBBlover69 April 23, 2023

Poopy Weiner Aids

is the definition of some stupid ass shit occurring, that makes you say, "poopy weiner aids"

"Hey mike, did you hear that tf2 isn't getting updated for at least another 25 years?" "Yeah man, that's some Poopy Weiner Aids"

by sawgmassiah July 3, 2023

elise weiner

elises weiner is long

"damn, my friend has an elise weiner"

by eliseweiner334 August 2, 2023

nina weiner

a nina weiner is an abnormally small weiner. it is used to describe the microscopic size of the male genital.

"I was shocked when i found out my boyfriend has a Nina Weiner!"

by eliseweiner334 August 13, 2023

molly weiner

a molly weiner is a weiner that curls in circles

"my molly weiner curls like a rollercoaster!"

by eliseweiner334 August 16, 2023

My Warner

The one guy you can never say with honesty that you are over. He was hot, he offed you for a hosebeast, he definitely has regrets—or should. You showed up and shoved off because men can’t treat us that way and live. Nonetheless, he is a part of your romantic timeline. As Elle Woods dismisses her case of infatuation at the end of Legally Blond, bonehead doesn’t get a bone.

Sandy: when you gonna date again

Candy: Sick of this sht
Sandy: You got to move on from the dream
Candy: it’s been over so over. He was My Warner but he can get pyroney
Sandy: Your ex?
Candy: No, that was My Fisher Stevens

by williet hughnot September 2, 2023