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tennis weenis

An unexplained, chronic pain in the skin, often termed the weenis, attached to your elbow. May often occur where the weenis is scraped, as in a scraped elbow.
Fell off my skateboard, went to the doctor. I'm okay, I just have tennis weenis.
by hessica moredis March 16, 2010
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First Wednesday

Arguably the only Day of the month where you don't need your alarm clock.

If you live in Cedar Rapids, you probably know about this constant phenomena:

At around 8:45 AM rain or shine the city tests it's tornado sirens, typically there are four reactions that can be combined: Wakened by the sirens (Risers), Not awakened (Snoozer), Ignoring (Hear-nothing), or Scared to shit (Wuss).
Did you hear about Trev on the First Wednesday? Word is he's a Snoozer.
by Shotinthepooper August 28, 2016
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pun wednesday

A holiday celebrated every Wednesday. Buy the inventors Reina & Isabel
“ITS WEDNDAY! PUN WEDNESDAY
by WierdLuckwithtwenty December 12, 2017
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Wank Off Wednesday

Hey jack, snowys gone over to waitroses for wank off wednesday
by Carlos Jose June 27, 2017
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Suck Your Titty Wednesday

It is no longer hump day we are now sucking our own tits. If you don’t suck your own titty, who will?
Are you participating in Suck Your Titty Wednesday this week?
by Abel’s main bitch August 25, 2021
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weenis

Weenis = Small peener.
He has a weenis.
by Lore April 16, 2004
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