Autistic wanna-be Voldemort

Also known as Mr. Peter Dutton.

While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.

Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.

by The professional definers June 8, 2025

Ahna Wanna

Ahna Wanna is a friend you will ONLY find from bullying her, once you began to bully her you will soon come to form a friendship. Now this friendship will last FOREVER, you guys will have MANY up's and down's BUT you and Ahna Wanna will always and FOREVER be friends.

I love to bully Ahna Wanna it's so fun!

by Booty Licker Pt2 March 6, 2023

Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax. I just wanna be your sigma, fricking come here

Absolute brain rot cringe.

my favorite song! sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax. I just wanna be your sigma, fricking come here

by Tv February 29, 2024

Wanna Go

To fight someone

Person 1: You Suck
Person 2: Oh Ok, Wanna Go?

by definitelyacatperson December 8, 2024

I no no wanna :(

A response to someone requesting or requiring something you don't want to do

Robber : Give me your wallet and key's punk
Person : I no no wanna :(
Robber : Understandable, have a nice day

Judge : You've been sentenced to 20 years in prison
Person : I no no wanna :(
Judge : Very well, your sentence has been lifted

by Ahkin January 7, 2024

wanna loaf?

When someone is handling a large loaf of fiberglass insulation and they offer it to you as a joke.

Hey Jacob, wanna loaf?

by Walking_Lazarus October 2, 2019

I wanna hold your hand

I wanna hold your hand

I wanna hold your hand

by Krkič August 11, 2023