uncle jack

Another name for Jack Daniels. Also used as a family member to a drunk.

"Goddammned, Uncle Jack Really Obliterated My Ass Last Night!"

"Jason and I Drank A Whole handle of Good Ole' Uncle Jack Last Night!"

by Neely December 13, 2004

Uncle T

1) A name for the baddest mother fucker in the world! 2) A man whose nuts itch.

There goes Uncle T, and his nuts itch.

by Catawissa November 5, 2006

uncle fucker

1. A man who has an incesteous relationship with or sexual fantasies about his uncle. 2. A bagpipe playing member of the Coast Guard Reserves. 3. A beer making school teacher. 4. A man who studies geneology so he can learn about all the uncles he will never have a chance to fuck. 5. A bottom to his uncle's top.

My brother is an uncle fucker but I am not.

by Clark Potter December 13, 2003

Uncle Tom

African American male who kisses the white mans ass.

Look at shateque, always sucking up to the boss. He's such an Uncle Tom.

by I forget October 15, 2004

Uncle Joke

uncle jokes are jokes that have zero intelligence or wit behind them and are often told by uncles at family events. most uncle jokes draw laughs from the family, but if you respect things that are actually funny, you keep quiet. uncle jokes can resemble the cheesy jokes told on television shows such as full house or family matters.

Setting: Thanksgiving dinner

Mom - "One year I remember, grandma put the turkey in the oven and never turned it on!"

Uncle - "Well what did you do for dinner?"

Mom - "I think we just went to Pizza Hut"

Uncle - "(giggling) I guess you could call it TURKEY HUT!"

*note how terrible the joke is all together, a phenomenon like this actually draws laughs from the kin. uncle joke at its finest.

by The Kid, You can't stop him December 2, 2009

Uncle Sam

A man who was a meat checker in the Civil War who stamped safe meat with a stamp that said US as in United States, but that act what interpreted as Uncle Sam. They used him as a figurehead on posters for men to join the union army.

Also one of my relatives, whether you believe me or not.

Dude, did you see that poster in the hall? Uncle Sam wants me again! Freaking army men(:

by Erinnn(: March 6, 2009

Uncle Gregory

An Uncle Gregory is a celebrity who has been in the entertainment industry so long that they have worn out their welcome.

"Jerry Lewis is a total Uncle Gregory."

by UniverseHall September 1, 2011