Chicken Tenders

The Whitest food possible

"The Crab looks good"
"No, probably tastes like Baltimore"
"Ooh, how about the Calimari"
"No, probably looks like a dildo"
"Uhhh, I'll get the Chicken Tenders"
- Every White Person at a food stand

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

Colonial tendency

A tendency to force assimilation regimes upon the masses with tactics such as violence, coercion and fellandering.

Wow that Aussie sure has been trying to colonise me all day, he really has a colonial tendency

by Ms.she. November 4, 2018

Car Tending

Serving/consuming alcohol while riding shotgun in a vehicle whether straight from the bottle/flask or from a “to go” plastic cup from the bar or “hitting the bottle” to save money on drinks at the bar or to “serve” alcoholic beverages to a group of people out of a cooler in the trunk of your car.

*Car Tending in a moving vehicle is illegal and is only “allowed” for passengers with a designated sober driver.

*Most Wisconsin bars do a to go beer (unopened) or to go drink (plastic cup) so Drink Wisconsinably.
*Driving while car tending results in death and making your Mama ugly cry.
*Don’t make your Mama ugly cry.

Dude, we will spend less money at the bar if we are car tending tonight!

If we car tend on the way to the party we will have a pretty good buzz by the time that we get there!

by StrangerDanger19 January 26, 2019

ferdinand tenden

kleptoman

ferdinand tenden, har du tatt laderen til skaar?

by SNobben33 April 1, 2019

Inbred tendencies

A phrase discovered in Late 2018 used to describe The champ from Liverpool England. While not contagious it does have an effect on those around him, leading to them becoming confused and damn right bamboozled by his actions and words. Once leading to a group member threatening Him by telling him “he would volley his bins off”. While yet to be confirmed, it is believed from these tendencies that He has developed a third tit. He shows his inbred tendencies on a daily basis, by often making stupid comments and taking out his frustration on the fifa community by messaging them at a rate of 100 messages a minute. Struggling with his behaviours He often bottles up his emotions becoming blinded by rage he once fronted professional boxer Liam Smith only to be saved by his peers before being folded like a deck chair. He has a restraining order where he is not allowed to be left alone with his girlfriends dog and also has a fascination with dildos.

“Lad why are you acting that way, you have some proper inbred tendencies you”

by Manlikecroy July 4, 2019

Four tenders in my six piece

When a girl (or whomever) is disappointed to find her man has a small penis.

“I hooked up with Patrick last night. Got four tenders in my six piece.”

by B1G JON August 29, 2019

toxic tendencies

A person who doesn’t look for the best interest of others while manipulating and taking advantage of people through influence over people while controlling them mentally.

Bell keeps contradicting themselves, they have many toxic tendencies and it’s irritating.

by poopsock October 17, 2019