Noob Tube

Some one who uses over powered weapons in modern warefare 2, halo 3 etc. Weapons such as a gernade launcher with danger close or energy sword with sprint.

"Fuck man I just got killed by another Noob Tube".

Noob Tube by brainfreze27 April 14, 2011

boob tube 

the space in between ones boobs where you can fit a penis

aww man i so totally would lick her boob tube

boob tube by Vincent Varlotto January 12, 2009

the tube 

London's underground system. A very convenient way to get around central London. However it is incredibly expensive especially when compared with the Paris Metro, and liable to strikes from lazy bastard london underground staff. It is the oldest underground train system in the world which also means its shite. Over crowding is a serious problem and none of the carriages are air conditioned. The tube is fun if you are a tourist but if you use it everyday to get to and from work it is a nightmare. For fun try London Bridge or Bank on the Northern line at around 5:30-6:00 on a week night. Victoria at about 8:30am is also a good one. Be prepared to sweat to inhuman levels and have your face wedged in a fat bastard's armpit. Amusing once, not so much every single goddamn day. One of the many joys of working in London.

Warren: How shall we get there?
Wilma: I know, lets take the tube.
Kieren: Are you kidding me? It stinks like butt sludge and is packed with undesirables. Lets take the bus.
Samson: Are you mental? The buses are shit too, and the traffic is terrible.
Warren: Yeah, all the transport is crap and really expensive, lets just stay in and get fucked up.
Kieren: Much better idea, and we'll order in some hookers from Soho.

the tube by Ball Bag February 24, 2006

Noob tube

a word that is used for weapons in online games i.e. wolfenstein (panzerfrost), halo (rocket loncher / fulerod gun), counter strike ( auto shotgun bleve it or not).

1. omg i hate noobtubes.
2. i rock with the noob tube.
3. i am going to go crazy if i get owned agen by that noob tube.

Noob tube by bobfishkins September 20, 2006

noob tube

a term used for either a virgin with a small penis or just a small penis

Girl: i had sex last night

Girl's Friend: how big was it?

Girl: He had a noob tube

noob tube by THe GaMe SOn!! January 16, 2010

Test Tube Baby 

1. A child conceived via artificial insemination using a test tube. 2. Any such person who as an adult makes consistently poor decisions or otherwise acts foolishly. 3 A complete fuckin' idiot.

Ryan is a test tube baby.

I jerked off in a test tube, a girl poured it in her cunt, hence 9 months later we had a test tube baby.

Test Tube Baby by OCDTTB September 24, 2010

Tapioca Tube

Another word for the male penis

I caught James tuggin' the tapioca tube last night. What a fuckin cluck.

Tapioca Tube by Alicia January 19, 2005