trumpette

These are normally obese, tattooed, uneducated baby makers that drive beat up '92 Pontiacs and date hairy backed dotards. They voted for trump because their dotard boyfriends have 'struction jobs and told them to. All of their kids have different last names and their asses are the size of Delaware. Some of them smoke mile long Benson and Hedges and hang out at the local watering hole while their kids tear up their government subsidized housing.

That trumpette really looks like an old whore doesn't she? I'll bet she has a big gizmo.

trumpette by Master of The Factory August 8, 2018

Trumper Thumper

Someone who really likes Donald Trump, They have shrines of him, know all his personal information, and will fiercely defend him in every shape or form, even if they sound out of their minds

Davis: Who do you guys want for president? I want John Kasich
John: Ima cruse with Cruz
Aaron: Im-a-Cuban so Rubio
Liam: i dunno... Hilary Bush... Washington, oh Clinton
Elliott: I want Sanders, did I mention I drive a Toyota Prius

Wyatt: I WANT TRUMP, HE'S GOOD, COOL AND I WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM! WALLS WALLS WALLS
Davis, John, Liam, Arron, and Elliott: o_O Trumper Thumper?

Trumper Thumper by BlenderThatBlendsThings July 28, 2016

Trumperbole

Exaggerated statements, lies, revisionism said to induce the American people to accept a politician as being thoughtful, deliberate and intelligent.

In running for office the candidate's speeches were replete with Trumperbole.

Trumperbole by OhboyOhwell January 12, 2017

trumpeter's lips

When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips

It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil

trumpeter's lips by Loopydave December 1, 2018

Mother Trumper

Expletive used when a person has screwed up royally and can't recover from the embarrassment.

Phrase used when you fuck yourself up beyond comprehension.

Phrase to describe the horror of complete embarrassment.

Mother Trumper ! I just accidentally sent a sext message to my sister!

Mother Trumper by Flanitty October 16, 2016

trumpery

state of being showy but worthless, trashy, paltry; conveying nonsense, rubbish.

his campaign was full of trumpery.

trumpery by Big Running Nose March 29, 2016

Trumppet

All of the people that speak or act on behalf of the President

The GOP are all trumppets for the POTUS.
The GOP must have strings or sticks up their asses, they are Trump puppets, Trumppets

Trumppet by geekgork February 11, 2017