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Toilet method

The toilet method is where you consume a powder by first filling your mouth up with water, then putting the powder on top, and then swallowing. This way, the powder doesn't get stuck in your mouth, it just goes down the hatch without you tasting it.
Why are you mixing that powder with water? And capsules? Just do the toilet method.
by The Dictionary Beast May 3, 2023
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toilet thumper

Some one who falls asleep on the toilet and soon falls off to their own demise.
We heard snoring but played it off but about 10 minutes later we heard a sudden thump and realised Brians mom had pulled a toilet thumper.
by BoXeR311 January 4, 2005
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toilet wand

Hey, do you want to play fortnite with toilet wand?
by toilet wand February 3, 2022
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toilet water

what most dogs would rather drink than the fresh bottled water you give them
by lunar shadows September 23, 2004
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Toilet Boy

The kid who always puts his hand up in the middle of class and asks,
"Sir/Miss, can I go to the toilet?"
To which the teacher answers,
"Why didn't you go before the lesson?"
To which he replies,
"I didn't need to go then"
Eventually they have to let him go otherwise he'll wet himself.

Usually there's nothing wrong with this kind of thing, but to be classed as a Toilet Boy you have to do this more or less all the time.
Man, that Billy always needs a pee in the middle of the lesson. He's such a Toilet Boy.
by scribblersam May 15, 2010
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toilet suicide

In the washroom; An explosive wet fart, followed by a painful moan. Offen associated with relieving oneself.
"I know John had a curry last night, but that sounded like toilet suicide!"
by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006
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Toilet Titties

A set of breasts that would be in the running for the world's ugliest, nastiest, smelliest, most hideous tits.
"Yo Kris, your girlfriend has a sweet set of toilet titties. D-Money... light up!!!"
by Steve Nurse February 9, 2006
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