Smurfed

Blueballing someone so bad they resemble Papa Smurf.

“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”

“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”

“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”

by Cazz February 10, 2021

Smurffed

When I black guy spraypaints you blue on Bushwick ave.

I was trying to buy a bike on Bushwick but my dick got smurffed blue by a black dude in the bush.

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Smurf

A guy with blue balls

Like, OMG, I has sex with jimmy last night, and he was a smurf!

by TheNightSky December 18, 2018

Smurf hat

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat

Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"

by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016

Smurfed

When a girl realises that the guy has a smaller dick then she thought

‘Dylan proper smurfed me ya know!?’

by Papi-smurf1234 September 11, 2020

Smurf Puss

After a long holiday weekend the water level in the portable toilet is so high when she sits down the blue water stains her cooch.

Nancy didn't look before she sat down in the port-a-potty & now she has Smurf Puss!

by Timmers05 September 1, 2025

SMURF

A popular acronym used as an insult among youths that stands for "Small Merry Unsettling Ratty Fuck". A sibling to the commonly used "DUFF", SMURF is a little more insulting and up to date with the current slang. SMURFs are usually men who help their friends pull by giving advice to their bitches of interest, while having no bitches of their own.

Girl 1: "What were you doing talking to that guy, do y'all have a thing??"
Girl 2: "Omg no wtf he's just my SMURF!"

by Sexybaby669 November 3, 2022