Monster Donks

nickname for someone with really big titties

“dayummm she got some monster DONKS😈”

by I’m already tracer. February 11, 2021

Heartbeat Monster

Someone who uses a heartbeat Monitor for no reason

This fucking bomb squad issa heartbeat monster.

by The unholy October 19, 2020

Woods Monster

A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.

Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!

by Orbert83 August 14, 2020

hottness monster

a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.

A: i have a new hottness monster, Jim on the football team
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...

by ary_luv March 5, 2009

fake monster

1) Someone putting up a front.
2) Lying about a big penis.

1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.

2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.

by fakemonster July 20, 2008

Mateo Monster

"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.

If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.

The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.

When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:

1. Give him guac

2. Run like hell

Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster

by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016

Green Monster

A fancy word for jealousy.

Ugh. The Green Monster has awaken.
(Proceeds to droll at the source of jealousy)

by Chut up July 20, 2008