Nothing Ever Happens

A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.

Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.

If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.

Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!

Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.

Person A: What? What do you mean?

Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.

*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*

by Hawkbone January 20, 2025

Machine that does nothing

Machine with no use, this machine does nothing, and is often used at midnight when the cool breeze form the perfect conditions for a moth party

This machine, does it do anything?

No, it is the machine that does nothing, it does nothing

by John Deere 9860 STS combine October 28, 2021

Neck No Nothing

"Neck No Nothing" or "Neck Know Nothing" is a slang term used when something embarrassing is said or done. It is also used if something obvious has just been stated and then somebody asks about it. The term is also connected to " Gimme That Neck ".

Teacher: "Today we will be learning about Poetry."
Student 1: "What are we learning about?"
Student 2: "Poetry! The teacher just said that!"
Student 3: "Neck!"
Student 4: "Neck No Nothing!"
Student 3: "Gimme that neck!"

by Rand0mP3rson November 12, 2022

nothing purseonal

What you say to someone when refusing a request regarding money.

I don't give loans to anyone; it's nothing purseonal to any one specific individual.

by QuacksO February 26, 2021

Nothing-Burger

A word used solely to help Americans grasp the concept of nothing

A Nothing-Burger would just be two hamburger buns, because there’s nothing in the burger

by TheBingusMan May 19, 2023

nothing relationally

1- Collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Family member's lover.
11- Lover's family members.
12- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse.
13- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse.
14- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal ascendant.
15- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal descendant.
16- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative.
17- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal ascendant.
18- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal descendant.
19- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative.
20- Without kinship and without social bond at the same time.

Nothing relationally.

by ZARB1296 January 29, 2022

Nothing

Should be a word but it's even worse as two

Nothing is a conjunction word

by Harolde August 2, 2020