twiddle the pot

An electrical engineering term that no one really understands.

Watch the output voltage as you ever so gently twiddle the pot.

by electricalengineerman September 6, 2017

pleasure pot

The term used for those that have to rub one out in a secret “beat off spot” otherwise known as the pleasure pot. Not only is the pleasure pot a place to get your best thinking achieved, but the ability to get off without interruption is unmatched.

Her: Where’s Chuck going?
Him: To the pleasure pot.

Her: What’s that?
Him: To the bathroom to beat one off in hiding to achieve uninterrupted maximum pleasure. Not only can he get his best thinking done, but easy clean up job as well.

Her: Wow! Maybe I should start using the pleasure pot.

Him: Absolutely, Highly recommend! It’s a one stop shot!

by BTibbs July 20, 2023

Office Pot

The act of containing weed and/or smoking weed in an office cubicle.

"I heard form Stacy that Jerry had some office pot. Maybe we could get some from him!"

by WeGotDemMaffs July 31, 2017

Neti potted

During oral sex, when your partner squirts so hard it shoots up your nostrils.

Right before this bitch threw the towel at me and said wipe yourself off, she neti potted me; my girl loves oral so much she neti pots me daily and she’s better than Vick’s vaporub

by Dr. Evil Poppy December 4, 2020

holy pot

a pot from god

cooking with my holy pot

by cockodutuledo March 3, 2017

shlosh pot

sket that gets juiced on the regs

"oi shlosh pot, want a drink?"

by leo4mini February 16, 2010

Mrs. Pots

Mrs. Pots an old hag that teaches Hass.

Though something at her and say go dust mode and she will turn into dust and go back to a human.

Pisst Her only weakness is a powered on Vacuum do that say go dust mode with the powered on Vacuum and she might disappear.

You. Mrs. Pots
You Mrs. Pots
Mrs. Pots what
You. Go dust mode. 'She turned to dust'

by mE CaVeMaNOOGABOOGA October 20, 2020