Late Bloomer

A queer person who comes out of the closet late in life

I never expected James to be gay, he is 35 and everything... he really is a Late Bloomer

by Eastcanners July 21, 2019

late notice

To arrive or be present after the expected time

Mack arrived at a late notice

by Mansitos November 29, 2022

Late

Is used like the word lame.

Ahhh late, we were going to leave at 3.

by 670107 October 19, 2018

You’ve become really boring lately

Jewish UrbanDictionary editors, I’m talking about you guys.

You’ve become really boring lately

by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023

Late for Brunch

When you take home a biddy on Friday or Saturday after the club, she stays over, then you hit it one more time in the morning, and, while as you are coming, she realizes she is late for brunch with all her single girl friends.

Yo, shawty was hobbling to the bathroom with cum dripping da ass, screaming: “I’m late for brunch.. I’m late for brunch !!”

by RonJon2000 August 27, 2022

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Late night Larry

A log of epic proportions, usually a stump, that'll burn all night long. Often thrown on a fire when one begins to see double, in order to reach maximum inebriation.

It is 2am and we are wasted. Throw on that late night Larry!

by The_Red_Panda October 26, 2018